Jolling

In Sesotho, the slang word for dating is “oa jola” which loosely translates to “you’re jolling”. So basically, some relationships are just play play!! Niggas is outchea exploiting booty. There is zero reason to settle for just one buttock.

Ion even know why bitches think pussy is justifiable for trapping niggas, considering the fact that people enjoy their constitutional right of ‘Freedom of Association’. Bitches outchea violating the constitution like it wasn’t entrenched by people who fought HARD for freedom!! How dare they undermine the Bill of Rights in the manner in which they do.

You know, trapping is a funny thing!! I am going to share with you what it all comes down to and the answer is “personality”. Having said that, ain’t nobody ever learnt personality from chowing pussy!! I am not condoning the whole 90 day rule thing neither but personality is best obtained when people open up to each other (and not just their legs). That chemistry is what I’m talmabout. If you are generous with the pussy then that also looks good for you personality because then you don’t seem like you’re a stingy bitch!! Other children are outchea jolling fam, so hop on board. Personality is tested by how you socialize - so fill up the bendo.

The problem is where it all starts. When two people become attracted to each other, it usually takes a combination of lust and realization, respectively!! Between the two of you, chances are, the one already considers the other as their crush, and the other didn’t really know what to think until he/she came to the realization that the other is actually quite a decent person. Like for example, from a guy’s perceptive, you might holler at your crush like “waddup”. And she takes forever to respond because she isn’t interested, so you hit her back with some more “bitch, I said waddup”!! And then naturally she gives you an “E” for effort – meaning great success. Then she be realizing that you’re actually quite a stand up guy, so you catch her attention and she starts missing yo wounded ass and then your battery becomes “dead” all of a sudden, because you need to entertain them other bitches who were keeping you busy while your crush was busy ignoring you.

Most times, guys just want booty out of curiosity and then chances are they will either, come to the realization that she’s got an awesome personality, or she's just a trap queen (which automatically promotes her to the title of Default Booty)!! This curiosity thing is real talk fam. Males are accustomed to visual attraction, so when that booty is seeming like it has a mind of its own, when she walks, all aggressive up in yo area, you just want to see whether it can be tamed or not. Niggas just want to up their levels. Sometimes you can even be cool with your friend gathering data on your behalf (like you gave him an assignment) just so you can be satisfied with knowing whether she's a “yay or nay”. Not all booty is worth the effort!! Some of these girls are just not worth it, usually because even though they may look fine, they are still way too ratchet. That’s why you always hear guys asking each other whether they would “hit it” or not. It can range from whether that bitch is disposable or not, or it can also come down to you willing to slap yo grandmamma just to get a shot at that. Niggas are pretty much savage!! Girl’s looks are only appealing for showboating but otherwise we ain’t trying to be stuck with some dumb bitch. Basically, we just want to be able to be like “yeah, I sampled that” so homies can come up to you like you’re a brand ambassador now!! That time you’re ambitious too.

So, I would like to conclude that we should learn to differentiate between “jolling” and “dating”. You “jol” with someone you lust and you “date” someone with a personality that qualifies them to become a parent of your child!! Too much “jolling” gets out of hand with peeps trapping heaux these days, and I suppose vice versa with peeps “dating” for all the wrong reasons because there is chemistry but niggas just ain’t ready. Some bad habits may be hard to get out of your system. All I know is Bae can drive anybody cray #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage