Stock Exchange

It’s all fun and games when you decide to spark up a debate with broads on WhatsApp, thinking you could actually engage in a robust debate, with all the impunity in the world. To be so naïve to actually think that once you’ve compiled your stock of booty-butt-cheeks on your WhatsApp contacts, that you’re beyond disrepute when sharing your opinions, is actually so frivolous.

A certain celebrity the other week decided to go and visit his fellow celebrity in prison whilst also bearing some goodies. This did not sit well with the general population of buttocks on social media at all!! Most of them were filled with outrage, bitterness and despair. I guess some couldn’t figure out how prisoners could be shown some affection and be brought KFC to eat, while they sit single in a relationship, having to eat rice and beans.

The point is that I should’ve been cognizant to the fact that this would be a losing battle. It reminds me of this one friend of mine who is a known womanizer but always has female support when engaging in debates on social media. The thing I find most amusing about this fellow is that when we’re chilling and it’s just us guys, he completely changes his tune!! He’s basically similar to a pastor or something. He knows when to say the right things at the right time and tells women what they want to hear!! Now, I am the complete opposite with my candour.

So, there I was running my opinions by these broads on WhatsApp thinking it’s Christmas. I even posted a couple of memes on my WhatsApp story which were basically calling out another sangoma celebrity for her 2cents in the matter. Little did I know that whilst all of this is going on, the buttocks on my WhatsApp contacts are plummeting. WhatsApp is the worst coz while these broads are busy blocking you, it doesn’t warn you like “eyy guy, STOP what your doing!! You’re going to be so parched heading into this liquidation”!! I think we need an actual app that is able to produce useful data that can alert you when things are going south.

When someone like me gathers up booty on WhatsApp, ya'll should know that the booty can all plummet like Bitcoins. You see, I am more of an Elon Musk type of CEO when it comes to buttocks!! Unlike my friend who knows all the right things to say, I am way too nonchalant about how I safekeep all the assets. If you're relying on investor confidence in me then I am totally not your guy. I am way too blunt!! Lol.

Speaking of blunts, I really don't get how people were acting surprised when a CEO like Elon Musk rolled one up during an interview. Does he strike you as the type of CEO who wouldn't do that in his private life?? Well, if you are okay with him keeping that sort of lifestyle in his private life, then what makes you think him coming out in public is any different?? My point is, surely investors already suspected what type of character he was. The same way that investors suspected that Tim Cook is a homosexual!! So, it really perplexes how investors would panic when Elon Musk comes out in the open and smokes a little blunt but show jubilation towards Tim Cook coming out of the closet. Honestly now, what is so hectic about smoking a blunt in this day and age??

Basically, I feel like investors give me the same headache as women give me when trying to understand them. Here you have a spreadsheet of thick figures in the stock market, and on the other hand you have other thick figures spreading their legs for you in them sheets. My guy, how does the booty plummet all of a sudden just from you keeping it all the way 100?? How are you the one who fumbles from not hiding your true colours as opposed to those who are artists at manipulating the facts. Mind you, there’s a great disparity between the two types of people but those who are manipulative seem to always win.


I just want to enjoy being honest with broads because I was not trying to defend the crime the celebrity in prison had committed, I was trying to point out that rehabilitation is very necessary. What these broads seem to fail to comprehend is that these prisoners eventually get released back into society. So, it is imperative that when this happens, we ensure that they are psychologically ready to be integrated back into society!! Somehow some way my message was misconstrued into trying to defend heinous crimes.

Anyways, booty is all very too fickle. You think you have your bases covered but there’s always some phenomenon that may be unaccounted for. Once the booty has gotten away, then obviously one needs to assess all the damage. For instance, which booty got away, was it done and dusted booty, was it wasteful expenditure booty, or was it a commodity booty etc. The ones that are done and dusted can be bitter-sweet coz you never know when you’ll need it for a rainy day (some of us tend to be hoarders)!! The wasteful expenditures are just a waste of your energy and jokes. You know they're way too much high maintenance!! As for the commodities. There's this one hybrid in particular whom I was hoping to get with!! She speaks that rough Afrikaans as her mother tongue so I was kinda hoping she could hum that accent all over my balls {sigh} I guess some things aren’t meant to be #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage

Gram Nake

It really does go down in the DM!! I witnessed this ish live, for real. Them DM's provide a platform for proper powder hey!! These thirsty bitches stay ready to get launched like they're on standby.


This past weekend we were celebrating my boi's bday and this bday boi is TOO ungovernable!! Anyways, so we had to do best by organising booty for him since down was touching down from outta town. We've got this homie of ours who's always doing best with providing buttocks!! I used to do best with that task but now this homie has gladly taken up the ranks. I call him the Gram Sniper and all his Instagram hoes I refer to as Gram Grams!! I always imagine him dropping some straight forwards lines when he's launching them coz there's so much booty on The Gram so he can't afford to be delaying with powder. He nees to spray them bullets of love like a machine gun on some (bombs in the DM) "let's not play these games!! I likes ya, and I wants ya. We can do this the easy way or the hard way". And you know bitches love attention so they will standard respond!! Personally, if it were me I would just straight up be on some (my bombs in the DM) "is there any reason why I can't capture your buttock?? I mean, I am just a wounded boy from the village, I ain't come with no milk, no cookies!! Nothing. But I likes ya and I wants ya". Any reasonable Gram Gram would surely throw that pussy at me like I just dropped some R&B.


Social media has really changed the game though. This other weekend my friend was busy showing me all the buttocks he had captured via Tinder!! Homeboy was showing me the nudes these shorties sent him and I had to match the profiles with them titties on some "nigga, you ain't never lied a day in yo life!! This some real shit right here". I mean, i'm from the village so booty isn't as accessible as it is with these apps!! I am still throwing pebbles at shorty's windows just to catch their attention. The struggle is real fam!! While niggas are outchea in the big city doing the most.


Anyways, so as we're busy celebrating with bday boi this past weekend when Gram Grams turned up not only looking fly than a motherfucker, but also in numbers like it's a party, party, paaaarday!! I've never felt so much joy. When cyber booty turns into flesh it's the most beautiful phenomena between nature and technology!! And the thing about accessible booty is that you can choose it like you're picking a food menu. Fam, the one Gram Gram even brought her Alaskan friend with and she seemed fascinated to be around so many bolacks. I won't lie, I think every bolack guy there wanted a piece of that pork chop just to cheat on our staple diet!! Either way, there was plenty of food to go around so we could all feast. Plus the Gram Grams actually put out hey!! It's not like they were just there to tickle balls and get 'likes'. Plenty of homies came right by getting to poke, poke!! The Gram Grams are the future i'm telling you.


I think I was actually the only one there who didn't feast properly though. I tried to nibble on a piece of meat but bday boi decided to be greedy and grab my piece out of my hand so I got over that mean - I decided he could keep it shem. I am sure I have told you before about how I have a 100% rate with kissing girls every time I walk with them to the bathroom neh?? Well, that's exactly how I managed to win with the one broad who was with within the squad but the bday boi was so ungovernable that he lunged into her right after I had kissed her, and even worse, it happened while I was still speaking to her. I am mid speech with this shorty while this predator comes out of nowhere fam!! This guy is such a savage he was kissing busy like 6 broads and they were all pretty much entertaining him!! He was there like *Rhaaa!! Panda, panda, panda, panda*


I was never ready with my slow powder. Bday boi came out to massacre the whole squad with bullets of love!! At some stage all I could think was how much I envy his envy. Bitches love that wild shit!! Any female who open her mouth in site, bday boi was ready to lunge. And the thing is, he lunges for like 3secs and then he goes and finds positions himself for another broad to lunge on!! Dude was on form shem. When I grow up I want to be like him!! It taught me a lot about bitches. You need to have energy and catch these hoes off guard!! They should be kept on their toes the whole time not knowing what it is you're going to do next. And you dominate all of them and watch them all chase you like pigeons!! Mxim, I am actually bitter coz bday boi was living and I just didn't have the energy that he had. In retrospect, maybe he was on something that I wasn't on!! Lol. Lemme not sound like a hater coz I was genuinely happy for the boi!! That's how bday's should be spent.


By the end of the night so many of us were wounded though!! We spent R15K at predrinks before the club and another R15K at the club. By the time the bill at the club came, okes were pretending to be passed out, some were pretending to chunder and others threw themselves into fights and came back with torn shirts!! You would be amazed at how far people are willing to go when they see flames with the bill. All of a sudden niggas is narcoleptic and shit!! Smdh. Others probably even left the fly tasties we were busy chilling with for ugly fat bitches somewhere in the club, just to save themselves from any embarrassment!! Next thing a nigga is waking up the next morning with poor decisions next to them on the bed, just because the bill was too steep. Unfortunately, one of us decided to take most of the weight on their should and even the ones who helped with the remaining balance were still coughing out quite a lot so it was just a mess.


Eventually we took a convoy of 3 cabs to one of the homie's apartments which was just a few streets down the road from the club and even then we still paid ridiculous amounts (so that was yet another poor decision). In fact, once we all arrived at the apartment we realized that we still want food so one of the cabs did missions for us to order pizza for the squad!!


All in all, it was a very epic night filled with lots of drama and comedic stunts. The vibe continued for 3days but we shall save that for another day!! Lol #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage

Uber Skirt

A lot of girls keep telling me i'm crazy!! So every time I hear that I think "bitch, do you want this D or not??" I am pretty certain it's because I get straight to the point. Zero beating around the bush with me!! Them hairy Eryka Badhu bitches can get it too.

So, the other day I was waiting on an Uber to take me to my friend's bday celebration when I noticed that the Uber driver is a black shorty!! When I 1st sassed her out on the app picture she already looked appealing so I was like "SCORE". I ain't een know they had them like that so I was very surprised (I even did they Riley Booty Dance to express my joy)!! I just told myself that when this Uber arrives i'ma spray bullets of love and drop bombs like it's a suicide up in this bitch (she was never ready)!! Best believe I had intentions of an extremist.

Anyways, so the Uber eventually arrives and I get straight to it with the small talk!! It's easy enough to flirt with waitresses so now picture hollering at a random shorty whom you are rolling with in the car, solo, like you're cruising down the boulevard - I swear it felt like Christmas.

Our destination was not that far even so I knew I had to make sure that I am not wasting time with all this gun powder but bring out the proper bullets which fire like an Uzzi. I told her i'm from outta town and asked where does she recommend I go on the weekend and all that!! From her answers I noticed that this one likes things and I just so happened to have a digital flyer (for the Red Bull events) on my phone. She was keen!! I sent it to her on her Whatsapp and just like that I was in like it's a robbery *rubs hands like Birdman*!! Shorty then drops me at my destination and I'm thinking "I have already scored digits before I even arrive to the jam!! Tonight's going to be a good night".

Anyways, a couple of days go by so now i'm going through my Whatsapp trying to organize booty stock for a friend's braai. So I come across this Uber shorty but i'm like "nah, she can chill for now". Timing is everything plus I can't be inviting an Uber driver to secluded vibes!! My people will ask too many questions (especially the girls who know me). I hardly know this bitch, like chill fam!! Holler at them other shorties.

Fast forward a couple days later when I notice this Uber chick's Whatsapp dp and she's posing with another delicious broad who looks younger, and looks like she baths in buttermilk. The type of yum yum that you decide you will not pull out even if her man walked in because you already decided you would be going balls deep from the moment you saw her. I swear I had already had my arsenal ready and my only intention was to empty those chambers of love all over that ass!! Now I need to drop a Whatsapp at this Uber chick.

I could've tried to waste time with gun powder but I was like fuck this shit, lemme grab a semi-automatic real quick. Mind you, this is the 1st time I have hollered at her since she dropped the last time!! So your boi is like "hey, who is that shorty you are with on your dp!! She's such a Bad Bad". Shorty responds with "Lol, that's my lil cousin"!! So I responded with "word?? Well, she can get it shem. What are ya'll doing this weekend??" And then she blue ticks me (at the time of writing this she still hasn't responded).

I ain't sweating this whole getting blue ticked thing coz I know my job is done. I was bold so now I am 'that guy' to her!! She may as well change my name to "Deez Nuts" coz now she knows your boi has zero chill. All I need to do now is let the marinade simmer while I decide what I would like to put on the plate when I finally decide to start the grill for this flame!! Trust me, I know what I am doing.

The thing with these broads is they are used to all these guys coming through with proper gun powder!! These guys will take their time, find cover, pour gun powder straight down the barrel, throw one bullet in, poke, and aim at one target!! Me, i'm trigger happy suhn. I've got so much ammunition I just want to go straight onto the field and spray bullets simultaneously and aim recklessly!! I am zero taking cover and I ain't about all this primitive shit. In this day and age there are way too many targets waiting to be taken down so you need to spread them bullets of love as effectively as you can!! This is how it is supposed to be #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage #BulletsOfLove #UberBooty

Small Boys (Gunners)

Arsenal fans are outchea talmabout "Man Utd spends a lot of money"!! Dafuq??

Nigga, 1st of all, worry about yo damn self. 2ndly, if you're a miser then that's fine, but don't now go around criticizing other peeps for spending money which they have just because they are getting booty and you're NOT!! At least have something substantial to show for being such a miser instead of going around bashing others.

Arsenal fans are a bunch of small boys bruh!! Which is why, if you may please allow, I would like to compare them to Lil Bow Wow. You see, these games are all the same if you think about it. The Champions League is like Rihanna, the Premier League is like Kim Kardashian and the FA Cup is like Ciara!!

Hypothetically speaking, let's just say rappers get to go out on dates with all these broads. Lil Bow Wow can't now be criticizing others for spending money on these broads just because he used to fuck Kim K donkey years ago and now he managed to chow Ciara again just recently but has never ever even felt the breast of Riri!! Whatchu know about Riri's breasts suhn?? The rest of the homies beeen skeet skeeting but he hasn't. He only gets to go on dates and see them titties like he's in a strip clup.

Then you get Kim K, who happened to just recently get chowed by Ray J aka Leicester City!! We all know Ray J was on form with all those ratchet broads in them other small lil leagues, but we never expected him to just bounce up on that Kim K booty so swiftly like he did. We was impressed nahmean. And he did it in style with the sextape and low budget too, but we all know that nigga can never hit that shit ever again. He should just go back to all them other ratchets where he belongs.

Kim K has been with a lot of niggas (we all know she's loose) but everyone knows she now belongs to Kanye aka Man Utd. Ye has hit it the most and you might as well concede that he has officially trapped that phat ass now!! So the rest of ya'll can just forget shem.

And yes, Ye is not shy with his spending hey!! Lil Bow Wow needs to sit dafuq down with his small boy mentality and watch how grown ups do. This Yippie Yo, Yippie Ye motherfucker needs to stop fucking with crayons before he ends up with permanent dry balls!!

Lil Bow can't even stunt on us with Ciara coz Ciara is just another crazy hoe and her box is probably trash. So many random niggas can even hit it so there's nothing to gloat about when tap dat!! She can be all glamorous after you just hit it but nothing to really be proud of unless she's just a side piece. There are niggas like Ye who have captured all three buttocks before i.e. Riri, Kim K and Ciara all practicing polygamy with Ye!!

This is the real difference between Ye and Lil Bow Wow. Lil Bow Wow should stop concerning himself with how Ye spends his money and rather focus on how Ray J is gonna be chowing all them other ratchets whom he actually stands a chance with!! Otherwise, Lil Bow Wow will keep going on dates every season just salivating on booty which is way out of his budget #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage

Appreciate

So, apparently you will get the biggest culture shock when clubbing in between Joburg and Lagos.

When Joburg niggas go to clubbing in Lagos, the women there will approach you, no matter even if it is not your birthday!! A cute-ass shorty will come there to you, looking all sexy and shit, leading the conversation like it’s an interview and then all of a sudden.. BOOM!! She wants you to “appreciate” her?? That time you’re confused on some, “oh, what?? You want this D now” and she’s like “nah nigga, I just want straight cash. I don’t do e-Wallets”. Like, a nigga won’t be able to comprehend what kind of exchange involving 2 opposite sexes, which requires you to give her cash without her getting your dick wet!! Like, “hol’ up bitch, for what now?? All you said to me was that I look like a warrior. You can’t expect me to give you cash for just tickling my balls!! At least allow me to just insert the tip”.

But this is Lagos ma nigga. And there they don’t play like that!! A random woman will just come to you, looking all fine and shit, strike a conversation, and leave you with your tale between your legs like Merry Christmas. They call these “runs” that side!! I guess it’s an appropriate word for when your money gets taken from you and the booty gets away. Shit is too real!! You better pray she had on some nice perfume coz that’s the only thing you will be appreciating. No grabbing of ass cheeks, no kiss, no booty, nothing!! You may as well even forget about how she boasted your ego earlier by calling you a “warrior”. That shit faded like a gay person’s compliment (to a straight guy) - there’s nowhere were this is going!!

Now, take the other example of a Lagos nigga in Joburg!! These niggas are something else and they are actually “blessing” Joburg culture. A nigga will go up to a flame up in the club and drop stacks on a shorty just to “appreciate” her. Now, Joburg girls will be so excited about the cash that she’ll be on some “you want this booty daddy??”, feeling all obliged and shit but this dirty motherfucker will just be on some “NAH, nooo, eeeuuuww, what’s wrong with you?? Put that booty away!! I am just appreciating you. No need for you to behave in such an undignified manner”. Girls in Jhb be living like everyday is Christmas suhn!! This Blesser culture has them tripping yo. Why do you think so many of them lurk around clubs all day everyday?? Because they get “appreciated” like tax, that’s why. Like they are worth something yet all they do is breathe. Ma nigga, they don’t een need to shake their asses or nothing!! Homies from Lagos be like, “I’ma pop these bottles, just for you; Drop some pocket-change stacks, just for you; Organize a lift home, just for you; And take you shopping soon, just for you.” That time, this nigga has never een seen her drop on her kness and show her tonsils!! I swear these guys are the reason why they girls are so stuck up and too damn spoilt. You can’t even buy a Streetwise 2 (maybe even faka an extra piece) in exchange for booty no more!! The game done changed.

Ma nigga, Lagos niggas in Jhb are actually the messiahs!! Thanks to them, women have been empowered. And the thing is, they don’t even drink!! So they go to the club, call shorties up, and sponsor a Turn Up (which they are technically not part of). All they want is for these girls to have fun and that’s what makes them happy!! No asking girls to kiss each other or nothing. No motor-boat action on them big ol’ titties like someone is drowning!! Or what, ooh, ooh, ooh, my personal favourite, no asking them to bend over like yoga and make that booty clap like saggy tits. Basically, anything these girls do in their VIP circle, is just a courtesy.  

What I have concluded is that Lagos men are actually the real MVP’s!! They don’t expect anything in return and they just give, give, give for free. None of this, “bitch, remember that one time I opened the door for you and your friend?? Now you both owe me sex. And I want a threesome”!! This approach can actually help defeat the rape culture which has been haunting society for so long. Don’t think if you spend money on random women without getting shit in return, that it’s a robbery. Niggas need to start changing their mentality and start “appreciating”!! Spend that money on random girls and do not expect anything in return. If a girl comes to you from across the room, with her fake hair and her wounded accent and she just wants to ‘chat’, then as a guy you are duty-bound to take her to the salon (so she can have her own hair) and pay her school tuition as well. At the end of the day, it’s all about “appreciating” as many women as possible to make the world a better place #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage                 

Forgive Me Lawd, For I Have Sinned

So on Friday night I was out getting my Turn Up on at the club. Not necessarily there to scout booty but hey, shit happens.

I was really taken by surprise when I noticed these 2 yum yums chilling in the VIP with my people!! I ain't never seen this particular talent before and to be honest I was starting to doubt whether they still made them like that anymore.

Anyways, them shits were proper!! Naturally, I decided to go see what's good and started dropping mad Nagasaki's on one of these broads so right there and then she have me signs that she wanted to have my babies.. in her mouth!!

Shorty and I spoke all night about the birds and the bees, making cheese and all them dope ass beats which were making plentiful booty pop the whole night. Meanwhile, I am busy there chilling in VIP, with this shorty and feeling like a judge on a contestant show, trying to assess whether these bitches really have talent or not.

Fast forward a couple of hours after that and they announced a live piercing going on in the actual club, near the stage, during the Turn Up, music banging and I'm like "damn. So they just gon' do it live like that during the people huh"!!

It is then when I came up with this brilliant idea to entice the buttock I was busy rapping to, so I'm like to shorty
"ey, how's about you go get them titties of yours done"
And she's like
"What??"
So I'm like
"Ohh, so you already have nipple piercings??"
She's like
"Nah"
And I'm like
"Then what the problem is!?"

Can we just pause for a second so I can start off by discussing her titties real quick!! Them balloons on her chest made me want to sing happy birthday to my damn self suhn. The way they were so nice with mad cleavage to excite!! I figured I should play the game I like playing with guessing broad's bra size. I went for 32 DD but she didn't want to play along and told me I'm making her feel uncomfortable!! Now I'm like "hawu, but it's just titties."

Now I'm thinking I should ask the question I've been avoiding to ask but I gotta find a way to buildup
Me: so, are you still studying
Bish: yeah, I am still in high school
Me: WHAT?? (sorry, I couldn't contain myself)
Bish: Yeah
Me: Have you even turned 18 yet
Bish: Nah
Me: *walks away*

And in my mind I'm thinking, "dafuq does this little girl think this is Mama's Shabeen". I was hacked fam!! Her and her friends where theee Baddest Bitches in the club (hands down). Later her friend even told me that I didn't remember her and I was shocked that she thot I knew her!! Only the next day it came back to me that she was the Primi broad I was going on about on Facebook. I had completely erased her from my memory after finding out her age but still, I had planned to retrieve her file after she a few years when she is ripe.

Anyways, now today so many memories are coming back of us chatting before I found out her age. And I remembered that she gave me her Instagram handle so I was supposed to invite her which I have just done and she has accepted already. Me I just want to admire the booty and that's it #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage

No Prior Convictions

I look around and all I see is friends with prior felonies and I am just here with a clean record. These niggas have done proper dirt and I feel like I am being judged now for not having earned my stripes.

I have this one friend whom I was chilling with the one time, when he received a call, telling that other person on the other line to “Voetsek”!! Shortly after that he hangs up and I’m expecting the nigga to be agitated but nah suhn, he’s calm as nowaday’s side chicks. So now, I’m trying to poke for answers like “ey fam, them insurance people can be quite annoying huh??” but the nigga just brushes it off like “whatchu talmabout?? That was just some village broad I tapped a while back. So she was calling to tell me that she’s pregnant”. Then he carries on eating his pie like that’s his only priority at that moment!! No further explanation, no remorse shown, nada. This nigga gave zero fuxx boi. He had his savage levels on D fault (see what I did there)!! It is at this point when I realized that this nigga treats his broads the same way he eats his pies. As soon as he’s done enjoying it, he just leaves all the crumbs there for someone else to clean up.

THIS NIGGA bruh!! That was on some real thuggish shit right there. So now I’m chilling with all these ‘thots’ running through my mind like “how often does this nigga receive these type of calls; Poor village broads; Lemme not get involved; This nigga way too chilled right now”. Ma nigga seemed more concerned about burning his nigga lips with the pie than he did receiving that call!! Like all he was thinking was “damn, I knew I shouldn’t have kept this pie inside the microwave for less longer”. This nigga left me there all dumbstruck wondering how he’s not even curious whether or not it’s his child, so I just decided to let it go and held my peace.

The other friend of mine unashamedly fell in love with a damn pterodactyl like it was no thang!! To make things worse, he kept selling it dreams (DURING THE PEOPLE) and he refused to let go of it. Me, I honestly thought these things were extinct but I saw it live with my own eyes!! I never knew it was possible for something to be that ugly and be loved with so much devotion at the same damn time. This was deeper than just philanthropic work!! This nigga was heading towards being on front of Times magazine cover.

Basically, when I met this pterodactyl I was already agitated with my friend coz he had been inebriated to a point of zero return (maybe drugs even) and so he was ungovernable!! This nigga was in the zone boi. Never had I heard so many bombs being dropped on a chekita (who does not deserve it), and not to mention the pure chivalry and respect shown towards this fossil species!! Ma nigga was straight up convincing this thing that it is the only thing in the world that matters to him. He was even trying to get me to vouch for him. The homie was like “Mosta Pi, how long have you known me dawg?? Have you ever seem me like this?? Tell her, as my best friend, that this is love dawg” and I’m there looking at him like “please don’t do this” (like I have a gun to my head). This girl was just butt-ugly guys!! I was actually contemplating on disowning my friend because at some stage he even had me convinced that this girl is the one. The way he was going on, and on, and on, just seemed like this shit was really coming from the heart!! I couldn’t help but think if maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea if I just bring this thing down with a tranquilizer gun so we can escape. But truth be told ma nigga would’ve held on to it for dear life.

Now I’m sitting here feeling sorry for myself because I haven’t committed such heinous crimes as my friends have. I feel like I still need to live a little so please wish me luck #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage