A certain celebrity the other week decided to go and visit his fellow celebrity in prison whilst also bearing some goodies. This did not sit well with the general population of buttocks on social media at all!! Most of them were filled with outrage, bitterness and despair. I guess some couldn’t figure out how prisoners could be shown some affection and be brought KFC to eat, while they sit single in a relationship, having to eat rice and beans.
The point is that I should’ve been cognizant to the fact that this would be a losing battle. It reminds me of this one friend of mine who is a known womanizer but always has female support when engaging in debates on social media. The thing I find most amusing about this fellow is that when we’re chilling and it’s just us guys, he completely changes his tune!! He’s basically similar to a pastor or something. He knows when to say the right things at the right time and tells women what they want to hear!! Now, I am the complete opposite with my candour.
So, there I was running my opinions by these broads on WhatsApp thinking it’s Christmas. I even posted a couple of memes on my WhatsApp story which were basically calling out another sangoma celebrity for her 2cents in the matter. Little did I know that whilst all of this is going on, the buttocks on my WhatsApp contacts are plummeting. WhatsApp is the worst coz while these broads are busy blocking you, it doesn’t warn you like “eyy guy, STOP what your doing!! You’re going to be so parched heading into this liquidation”!! I think we need an actual app that is able to produce useful data that can alert you when things are going south.
When someone like me gathers up booty on WhatsApp, ya'll should know that the booty can all plummet like Bitcoins. You see, I am more of an Elon Musk type of CEO when it comes to buttocks!! Unlike my friend who knows all the right things to say, I am way too nonchalant about how I safekeep all the assets. If you're relying on investor confidence in me then I am totally not your guy. I am way too blunt!! Lol.
Speaking of blunts, I really don't get how people were acting surprised when a CEO like Elon Musk rolled one up during an interview. Does he strike you as the type of CEO who wouldn't do that in his private life?? Well, if you are okay with him keeping that sort of lifestyle in his private life, then what makes you think him coming out in public is any different?? My point is, surely investors already suspected what type of character he was. The same way that investors suspected that Tim Cook is a homosexual!! So, it really perplexes how investors would panic when Elon Musk comes out in the open and smokes a little blunt but show jubilation towards Tim Cook coming out of the closet. Honestly now, what is so hectic about smoking a blunt in this day and age??
Basically, I feel like investors give me the same headache as women give me when trying to understand them. Here you have a spreadsheet of thick figures in the stock market, and on the other hand you have other thick figures spreading their legs for you in them sheets. My guy, how does the booty plummet all of a sudden just from you keeping it all the way 100?? How are you the one who fumbles from not hiding your true colours as opposed to those who are artists at manipulating the facts. Mind you, there’s a great disparity between the two types of people but those who are manipulative seem to always win.
I just want to enjoy being honest with broads because I was not trying to defend the crime the celebrity in prison had committed, I was trying to point out that rehabilitation is very necessary. What these broads seem to fail to comprehend is that these prisoners eventually get released back into society. So, it is imperative that when this happens, we ensure that they are psychologically ready to be integrated back into society!! Somehow some way my message was misconstrued into trying to defend heinous crimes.
Anyways, booty is all very too fickle. You think you have your bases covered but there’s always some phenomenon that may be unaccounted for. Once the booty has gotten away, then obviously one needs to assess all the damage. For instance, which booty got away, was it done and dusted booty, was it wasteful expenditure booty, or was it a commodity booty etc. The ones that are done and dusted can be bitter-sweet coz you never know when you’ll need it for a rainy day (some of us tend to be hoarders)!! The wasteful expenditures are just a waste of your energy and jokes. You know they're way too much high maintenance!! As for the commodities. There's this one hybrid in particular whom I was hoping to get with!! She speaks that rough Afrikaans as her mother tongue so I was kinda hoping she could hum that accent all over my balls {sigh} I guess some things aren’t meant to be #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
