Guys, today I saw my number 1 biggest crush I've ever had but she was looking basic. She's not looking ugly or anything like that but my balls didn't get moist and go into fantasy mode or nothing like that. I suppose I had a brief encounter with her coz I was walking towards my friend at Pioneer Mall when she said hi to him but my ass didn't even get a sub hello.
The thing is, when I met this chick I was at 'the pool' Maseru Sun in a bikini, thinking "yho, what a delicious" and she said hi to me like she knows me. I couldn't believe it!! I later saw her saying hello to Mr Mech as well so I asked the hommie who she is and he told me (turns out we knew each other but I never knew she was that Bad). When I saw her then, time moved in slow motion, I felt butterflies in my stomach like it was a botanical garden and Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland song Dilemma was jamming in my head!! That scenario felt like Hype Williams was directing this shit and I even felt a little tingle in my taste buds thinking "this must be what that D'usse tastes like". She must've been "wearing Burberry to swim"!! Wow, what a beautiful specimen of a buttock.
I've never been fond of crushes since hey. You know when you feel something so intense that you start realising you're not qualified to go for it yet. I mean, it wasn't that I felt I didn't have game or anything like that but it was more of me feeling like I'm being selfish. The 1st thought that came into mind when I felt like hollering was me realising that my net worth hasn't reached a milli yet!! So naturally I was thinking this girl is so HOT she ain't about that basic bitch life. She needs a nigga who can provide and throw her charity gala dinners for her birthday, just to feed wounded children in Africa (her beauty is that deep). This girl need not walk a day in her life (instead she can take strolls and jogs) and she's bound to be jet setting to malls and shit!!
The one New Years when I was hosting a party at my crib, I had to fetch this shorty from her crib and meet her mom in the process (so she can get the green light to bounce) so obviously I was turnt!! This chick kept being worried that I won't be able to pull it off but I told her "don't worry baby, I GOTS this". So I rocked up at the shorty crib and it turned out her moms is a MILF!! That's how I know this girl is a olympic torch flame, because her mom aged so well it can only mean she's got that generic beauty that passes through generations of ancestral Bad Bitch milk. That calcium is strictly for yellow bones!! That time I'm meeting the moms and I'm busy telling myself in my head "less is more Pi!! Just give straight answers" (that was before I met her). All of a sudden when I meet her I get a sudden urge to suggest we all hold hands and praise Jesus. Seriously though, I didn't mind ditching the party I was throwing just to chill in that situation but I quickly snapped out of it.
I just was to finish off by saying that this yum yum crush of mine is still fine but I think I'm over her now though!! I was really into her and I knew it was unhealthy for me. I mean, I don't even stalk broads but this shorty is the only chick I don't follow on Instagram but I used to check out on the low. Now and then I'd just get a sneak dose of that booty just to brighten up my day ya dig?? I saw a lot of ridiculously hot yummies today but unfortunately she didn't give me the spark that I felt with these other broads. The one chick I saw in the streets walking on the other side of the road and she was so hot I didn't want to let the booty get away despite the obstacles. I mean, I had to think about turning around, dodging cars, chasing her and removing her earphones from her ear just to holler and it took me a minute to contemplate this. Ayt people, let me not bore you with my escapades!! Right now I'm thinking about food and water. Peace out #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
