Food For Thot

Why do bitches feel they gotta eat your food, wear your shirts, take your sentimental baby pictures etc. when they have their own damn shit they can focus on!? Do you know how many of my sentimental baby pics are missing because bitches decided to 'rob' me!! Like bitch, I can get you a copy or something if you want but please, not my authentic shit. Yo ass ain't gon' be here for much longer anyways. Smdh

Women are delusional fam!! I was waiting in a long line the other day and this woman (obviously black) started sharing this crazy intimate stuff, during the people, but I only caught on late because I had earphones on. Basically, she's telling people (in a jokey way) that her husband once beat her up because she hid his football gear or some shit!! This nigga came home from work expecting to play football with the homies or whatever, but this bitch had other plans for him. She told the nigga when he asked where his things were that she hid them because the nigga is always playing soccer and doesn't have time to spend time with her, so the nigga showed her what spending time with him really means and beat her silly ass!! In fact, he didn't just beat her ass because when she was telling this story she had to point out that she doesn't understand why homie beat her face and not her ass. 1st of all, I don't condone women abuse but that got me wondering, did she pull that stunt because she thought to herself "hmm, what's the worse that could happen. This nigga's probably just gon' beat my ass". It sounded like this bitch was really asking for it and she was even laughing when she was telling the story. That nigga straight up took her by surprise (she really didn't expect it)!! I’ve always wondered what warrants such irrational behaviour.

The thing about this woman is she was really way in over her head!! She said she confronted the nigga afterwards telling him that he made it clear that he loves soccer way more than he loves her. Like, really bitch?? This nigga probably came home from a rough day at work and all he could think of, when he knocks off, is getting home and playing soccer with the gents to relieve all that stress. Only for him to come home to an ungrateful-ass bitch who is refusing him to be great!! Lol. She busy her talmabout “spend time with me” and nigga was like, “Bitch, I spend time with you all day, everyday!! I provides foods, I provides sleeps, I provides attention etc. what more do you want”. This nigga probably straight up lost it fam!! She’s busy here not appreciating all the things a nigga do and all he ever asked for is a moment to play some football with the boys. Hahaha, agian, I am not trying to justify woman abuse.

Ion een know if women realize how much men sacrifice for them fam. Do they think its nice when niggas don’t have any space to breathe!! Like their nut suck is suffocating. Always home all the time, listening to stories about how her girlfriends disrespected her, only to find that the next day she’s all buddy buddy with that same bitch she was just bad mouthing again!! Smdh. When yo ass try to hustle extra just so that you can provide for her lifestyle, then she’s all up in yo face again trippin’ about how much you don’t love her coz you don’t spend enough time with her. Ain’t that some shit. Then they wonder why they ass get beat!! Lol

When niggas spend and send gifts and all that shit, do women think a nigga is doing it because he can afford to?? No dafuq he isn’t!! This nigga is busy here feeling like Judas because he outchea doing this shit while his mama (who sacrificed Lord knows what for him) continues to endure the struggle. This nigga turned his back on his mama for some unappreciative bitch who can’t even allow him to enjoy himself once in a while!! Like, this ain’t a movie dawg. There are much bigger issues than providing you with excessive attention. What yo ass need to do is be more appreciative and stop taking things for granted!! Try to be more understanding and then just maybe yo ass won’t have to worry about yo man creeping with side chicks.

Lol, that opening paragraph was a joke by the way!! I needed to set the tone for this shit and I hope I got through to ya’ll. It’s okay to do all that shit if you’re being cute but at the same time a nigga also gotta eat when he’s hungry, ya dig. This is a public service announcement so peace #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage

Jolling

In Sesotho, the slang word for dating is “oa jola” which loosely translates to “you’re jolling”. So basically, some relationships are just play play!! Niggas is outchea exploiting booty. There is zero reason to settle for just one buttock.

Ion even know why bitches think pussy is justifiable for trapping niggas, considering the fact that people enjoy their constitutional right of ‘Freedom of Association’. Bitches outchea violating the constitution like it wasn’t entrenched by people who fought HARD for freedom!! How dare they undermine the Bill of Rights in the manner in which they do.

You know, trapping is a funny thing!! I am going to share with you what it all comes down to and the answer is “personality”. Having said that, ain’t nobody ever learnt personality from chowing pussy!! I am not condoning the whole 90 day rule thing neither but personality is best obtained when people open up to each other (and not just their legs). That chemistry is what I’m talmabout. If you are generous with the pussy then that also looks good for you personality because then you don’t seem like you’re a stingy bitch!! Other children are outchea jolling fam, so hop on board. Personality is tested by how you socialize - so fill up the bendo.

The problem is where it all starts. When two people become attracted to each other, it usually takes a combination of lust and realization, respectively!! Between the two of you, chances are, the one already considers the other as their crush, and the other didn’t really know what to think until he/she came to the realization that the other is actually quite a decent person. Like for example, from a guy’s perceptive, you might holler at your crush like “waddup”. And she takes forever to respond because she isn’t interested, so you hit her back with some more “bitch, I said waddup”!! And then naturally she gives you an “E” for effort – meaning great success. Then she be realizing that you’re actually quite a stand up guy, so you catch her attention and she starts missing yo wounded ass and then your battery becomes “dead” all of a sudden, because you need to entertain them other bitches who were keeping you busy while your crush was busy ignoring you.

Most times, guys just want booty out of curiosity and then chances are they will either, come to the realization that she’s got an awesome personality, or she's just a trap queen (which automatically promotes her to the title of Default Booty)!! This curiosity thing is real talk fam. Males are accustomed to visual attraction, so when that booty is seeming like it has a mind of its own, when she walks, all aggressive up in yo area, you just want to see whether it can be tamed or not. Niggas just want to up their levels. Sometimes you can even be cool with your friend gathering data on your behalf (like you gave him an assignment) just so you can be satisfied with knowing whether she's a “yay or nay”. Not all booty is worth the effort!! Some of these girls are just not worth it, usually because even though they may look fine, they are still way too ratchet. That’s why you always hear guys asking each other whether they would “hit it” or not. It can range from whether that bitch is disposable or not, or it can also come down to you willing to slap yo grandmamma just to get a shot at that. Niggas are pretty much savage!! Girl’s looks are only appealing for showboating but otherwise we ain’t trying to be stuck with some dumb bitch. Basically, we just want to be able to be like “yeah, I sampled that” so homies can come up to you like you’re a brand ambassador now!! That time you’re ambitious too.

So, I would like to conclude that we should learn to differentiate between “jolling” and “dating”. You “jol” with someone you lust and you “date” someone with a personality that qualifies them to become a parent of your child!! Too much “jolling” gets out of hand with peeps trapping heaux these days, and I suppose vice versa with peeps “dating” for all the wrong reasons because there is chemistry but niggas just ain’t ready. Some bad habits may be hard to get out of your system. All I know is Bae can drive anybody cray #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage