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So I met some yum-yum at the club on a friday. She was feeling my vibe but then her friends decided to kill our vibe by summoning her to a jam elsewhere. Basically bitch had to leave so we exchanged numbers and the booty transcended from wounded MostaPi into the distance!!
I kept in touch with shorty the next day, until on monday when she tells me she's home alone - this was at around lunch time!! I won't lie, I got excited (I may have even shot a drip of jizz in my pants) because I had dry balls the whole weekend. The way I could sense she's willing to give me ass got me even tweeting and shit, oblivious to fact that I might actually be jinxing it. Anyway, so I quickly arranged transport to get dropped off at this shorty crib asap coz she told me she'll be home alone until 5pm!!
So I get dropped where shorty directed me to and told my ride to dip when I saw her coming (bitch arrived wearing night slippers)!! After we meet she tells me her daddy just rocked up at home unexpected so nigga took the rest of the day off from work (there and then I could sense my dick murmuring to my balls "this nigga is such a cost!!").
So now, i'm horny as fuck and I need to make a plan in a place where i'm just a tourist!! 1st thought that came into mind was to hit the bushes. Then I was thinking of classrooms we can find etc. If I had a car it would've been so much easier coz you just find a quiet spot somewhere and hit it on the passenger seat #ItMustBeNice
Eventually I come up with an idea to hop on a minibus taxi with her to find a guest house (it was only a 5min drive)!! So we get off by this shopping complex and I notice there's a Travel Agency. I walk in there with this bish and I find 3 very tasty-looking women working there (lawd why)!! Now i'm thinking "maybe I should just forget everything and just organize an orgy up in this bitch. Once..".
I could sense these women judging me on some "young guy, not from here, walking in with a bitch wearing slippers.. looking for a place to fuck". So me I just go ahead and ignore their judgement by asking them to find me the cheapest guest house in the area for the day (I was planning to negotiate once I reached the place). The bish then calls 3 places that include bed & breakfast and all this nonsense I don't need!! And the cheapest out of all of them was R550, to R650 and then R700. Lucky for us, the cheapest one's were very close from where we were - only 2 streets down!!
So we get to the B&B and I find yet another yum-yum at the reception!! I ask her if we can check out the rooms so she sends someone to assist us. At this point i'm trying to decide who it is I should negotiate with!! Do I bribe the lady showing us the rooms or the tasty receptionist?? As we're walking to the rooms, I tell them to carry on without coz I need to quickly run back to reception (I needed to negotiate one on one). So I straight up and ask her if it's possible if we can use a room, we're not staying the night and i'm willing to pay half price!! Bitch starts explaining how the minute the rooms are used they have to charge the standard amount and i'm thinking "bitch, it's monday and this place isn't even busy"!! Anyways, I realize it's late for bribing this chick so I give up, run back to the chick i'm with and I abort mission.
The next option I had was to call some nigga I know who stays relatively far from where we were, but technically he stays alone in a 2 bedroom flat (plus he was busy at work anyway). So the plan was to go to this niggas work, get him give me the keys and take this bitch to his place to fuck!! I call the nigga and he tells there is someone at his place. You won't guess who this someone is - a fucking nanny!! This guy happens to have a kid and him and his baby mama we NOT getting along so he decided to fuck their nanny. Mind you, the baby mama didn't stay with this dude permanently anyway!! So in my mind, technically it wasn't really an affair because him and the baby mama weren't officially going out but they were fucking from time to time. The main issue here is that this young nanny (young nannies are always a problem - trust) has now fallen pregnant as well and she got kicked away from her homestead and now she's crashing at this guys place!! It's already fucked up for her because the baby mama is going to be like "WTF" when she finds out.
It is at this point when I realize i'm actually a quite a DICK!! I was basically like "dude, she's a fucking nanny!! Send her somewhere to get fresh air or some shit if you mind us rocking up there with her present".
Anyway, by this time dude was already getting ready to leave from work so he took the bish somewhere to let me use is place!! I gave that nigga guap but I still feel like I owe him big time. I wouldn't make this a habit but I was super desperate at the time #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage #3rdWorldProblems #AlutaContinua
