Forgive Me Lawd, For I Have Sinned

So on Friday night I was out getting my Turn Up on at the club. Not necessarily there to scout booty but hey, shit happens.

I was really taken by surprise when I noticed these 2 yum yums chilling in the VIP with my people!! I ain't never seen this particular talent before and to be honest I was starting to doubt whether they still made them like that anymore.

Anyways, them shits were proper!! Naturally, I decided to go see what's good and started dropping mad Nagasaki's on one of these broads so right there and then she have me signs that she wanted to have my babies.. in her mouth!!

Shorty and I spoke all night about the birds and the bees, making cheese and all them dope ass beats which were making plentiful booty pop the whole night. Meanwhile, I am busy there chilling in VIP, with this shorty and feeling like a judge on a contestant show, trying to assess whether these bitches really have talent or not.

Fast forward a couple of hours after that and they announced a live piercing going on in the actual club, near the stage, during the Turn Up, music banging and I'm like "damn. So they just gon' do it live like that during the people huh"!!

It is then when I came up with this brilliant idea to entice the buttock I was busy rapping to, so I'm like to shorty
"ey, how's about you go get them titties of yours done"
And she's like
"What??"
So I'm like
"Ohh, so you already have nipple piercings??"
She's like
"Nah"
And I'm like
"Then what the problem is!?"

Can we just pause for a second so I can start off by discussing her titties real quick!! Them balloons on her chest made me want to sing happy birthday to my damn self suhn. The way they were so nice with mad cleavage to excite!! I figured I should play the game I like playing with guessing broad's bra size. I went for 32 DD but she didn't want to play along and told me I'm making her feel uncomfortable!! Now I'm like "hawu, but it's just titties."

Now I'm thinking I should ask the question I've been avoiding to ask but I gotta find a way to buildup
Me: so, are you still studying
Bish: yeah, I am still in high school
Me: WHAT?? (sorry, I couldn't contain myself)
Bish: Yeah
Me: Have you even turned 18 yet
Bish: Nah
Me: *walks away*

And in my mind I'm thinking, "dafuq does this little girl think this is Mama's Shabeen". I was hacked fam!! Her and her friends where theee Baddest Bitches in the club (hands down). Later her friend even told me that I didn't remember her and I was shocked that she thot I knew her!! Only the next day it came back to me that she was the Primi broad I was going on about on Facebook. I had completely erased her from my memory after finding out her age but still, I had planned to retrieve her file after she a few years when she is ripe.

Anyways, now today so many memories are coming back of us chatting before I found out her age. And I remembered that she gave me her Instagram handle so I was supposed to invite her which I have just done and she has accepted already. Me I just want to admire the booty and that's it #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage