Mmm, she WANTS

Can't afford to let the booty get away:

I have this tradition of walking to pick n' pay to buy Mageu at the shopping complex where I attend gym, right after my sessions.

So today as i'm walking passed Ocean Busket when I see this fine yum yum sitting there chillin all by her ace. This one was looking tasty like a sample. Now, usually I go by the 10sec rule and just go there straight to holler!!

On the way to Pick n' Pay i'm thinking "no man, maybe I should just go for this booty coz if she's still sitting there on her ace when I return, i'm going iiinnn like a Jehova's Witness!!". Plus now i'm even thinking I should just repeat what I was initially going to ask her!!

Here's the problem with exceeding the 10sec rule: you basically begin to doubt yourself!! I'm busy reciting (in my head) what i'm going to say to shorty and the more I do that the more stupid it sounds. As a result i'm starting to doubt myself like "nigga, you's is whack!!".

So anyway, there I was approaching shorty, sipping my banana flavoured Mageu and bumping music off my earphones. Then i'm on some *wait for it.. This the shit I had planned on saying all along* "hey, is your significant other joining you anytime soon?!" so bish is like "lol, nah" (now that the nerves have gone with Boko Haram so niggah i'm going iiinnn).

Fam, this shorty was practically laughing at everything I was saying from there on!! I hit her with the "i'm not from around here" and I could tell her pussy juices started leaking like a pipe burst. Then I knew she WANTS!!

I could tell she's also thinking I must be a very delicious specimen and she's looking forward to playing with my balls. She gave me her number so now all I need to do is whatsapp her so that I can give her my babies #ForTheBabies #ShortyNiceLikeAmaSpice #3rdWorldProblems #TryntaGetItYaBish #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage