Whack Nigga Stays Losing Coz He's Too Clingy:
So I was on a date with some yum yum who I knew has a boyfriend (disclaimer: I find girls with boyfriends easier to sleep with). Next thing you know, half way through our date, the boyfriend decides to rock up with his friend and they intrude our date!! You see, this girl had answered her boyfriends call earlier and decided to tell him exactly where she'd be (bitch should've lied). So this chimpanzee decided he's going to track her ass down and see what she's really up to in person!! Smdh
I think at this point I need to give a brief background on the kinda shorty this tasty is. This chick is 22yrs old but has got super strict paRentals who happen to be separated!! So her divorced-birth-paRentals live a distance apart which forces her to stay with her mom when she's at varsity and her dad when she's on vac. Both this chick's paRentals don't want her going out at night so if anything she gets a curfew (this ladies and gentlemen is how you can turn a sweet innocent girl into a rebel).
So back to this whack-ass boyfriend who intruded our date!! Between me and this girl our bill (which I paid for) came up to R300. Now, you're probably wondering why I find it necessary to disclose this. Like you're thinking "wow, what a miser". The reason why I needed to emphasize the amount is because there was no ways I was going to tolerate those clowns trying to share my date (regardless of their status). So you can imagine how disturbed I was when these niggas tried to chill for a bit after this chick had clearly explain to them that she's busy catching up with a 'friend'!! Lol.
The saddest part about all of this is that when she decided to chase them away, they found a table to chill at somewhere else. These niggas tried to stay in our proximity but then they realized that every table in our area had couples looking all cozy for days (which indadvertedly made them seem more gay)!! Ouch. Imagine your bitch chases you away from chilling with her because she's with another dude and yo punk ass decides to stick around, with your guy friend, in a place filled with couples. So this nigga had to witness peeps getting romantic (receiving hand jobs from under the table and what-not) whilst his wounded-ass remained tjatjarag.
At this point, ya'llz are probably hoping I got my ass kicked. Well, truth is that this nigga doesn't want to give his girl space coz he's too insecure so he has become too obsessed (which is not a good look for the babies)!! If anything, this nigga is driving this girl towards me with his whack tendencies and I didn't even have to bother placing an order for the booty in the process. This guy is older than me and is a manager somewhere (as opposed to my unemployed ass) yet he is so mild he needs to ask for a glass of tap water on the side (uzobaryt). Apparently this nigga is cool with the moms so they work together in trying to control this yum yum!! Biggest mistake one could do in a fresh relationship is to try involve paRentals - strong relationships require intimacy and dealing with matters internally!!
I won't lie, due to this niggas fatal errors, my game was just cruising on auto-pilot!! This girl was just complaining about him - turns out they've only been dating 3months (hahaha, I know right). I was just there busy being serious about her playing with my balls later!! Telling her I bet she's a freak. As soon as I heard her say "hehehe, stop it. You're making me horny" my balls immediately became moist and I knew it was late for that ass!!
You are now probably judging her they way, the way, calling her a hoe or whatever. But the sad reality is that this girl needs a break from that whack nigga who just refuses to give her her space!! She is generally very reserved but emotionally and sexually frustrated as well (clearly). One thing I noticed though is that she was thrilled to do daring stuff!! She needed to "live a little coz niggas die a lot". If any bitches need a break from their whack-ass boyfriends, my philanthropist D is here to give support!! Holla at yo boi ya bish #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage #TheseHeauxAintLoyal #Widays
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