Most of u probably wonder how a wounded fossil like me manages to get around without having a car. It's quite sad really, I go by my principle of "Reliable Liability". Basically, I have to be that useful tool when i'm riding shotgun. My duty is to make sure that we have fun whilst you provide the resources!! The tricky part is having to deal with all the different characters that guys with whips all have. At the end of the day, you're at their mercy and you need to apply yourself accordingly!!
You get the grumpy dude aka Male Diva (usually it's the pretty boy), who is very unpredictable and is generally a very difficult person. There are times when u have 2 beg him not to leave (early), to the extent that you even offer him everything you can!! Like if u organized 2 bitches then u're going 2 hav 2 settle 4 Kelly Rowland and offer him Beyonce (that's right, I refer 2 all my second-tier bitches as Kelly Rowlands). The nice thing about this guy though is that even though he can give u a tough time in da club, once you manage to capture booty to take to his car, he's game and assumes control!! He'll establish dominance in his whip so bitches are required to bee hive. Coz u'll get bitches who'll get in the car expecting 2 b dropped off at home and niggas will just defy them like, "bitch, dafuq u think this is?? This ain't no diplomatic hospitality that offers services to buy drinks then drive u straight home!! Nobody is going home until these balls are moist".
Then there's the problematic dude, who is a very wild child. This nigga just wants to cause havoc everywhere he goes!! He can't handle his liquor and girls think of him as an asshole. This nigga just wants to be reckless and greedy so he'll ball out of control (to get attention) then he'll holla at EVERY girl!! U'll b there trying to convince him 2 settle 4 some reasonable platter but then oh no boi. This nigga just wants to claim all The Bitches!! The sad part, as the story goes, is we will end up leaving there with dry balls and next thing u know this guy is trying 2 holla at sum prostitutes. Like, "it ain't that kinda party my guy. U let the booty get away now stop trying to pay".
Last but not least you get the passive dude. Dude will be down for whatever, whenever!! This guy is generally not a sociable guy but he just came out looking 4 bootay (no milk, no cookies, NOTHING). So he just expects u 2 do best, work ur magic and he'll be lurking on the wing!! This guy is very submissive. He would eat ass and be glad just becoz he managed 2 cum right. Anything just to get to feel a breast of a woman!! With these niggas, I prefer taking them to hoodrats. The beauty about hoodrats is that they have zero standards!! A hoodrat will find anything fascinating as long as it can pay for drinks and speak better engrich than it does. So u can imagine how ideal these okes are. I mean, who needs a car when u've got these okes. Hehehe
I hope this status didn't just cost me my next ride!! I would like to apologize in advance to any of u who may have been too sensitive and took too much offense. And my niggas wifey's better not be trying to figure out if i'm referring to their men over here. Niggas go into a totally different mode when they go out!! So if your man if usually passive, chances are he may well be problematic when he's out. Or if u know ur man to being problematic, then maybe he's actually grumpy when he goes out!! And so on so forth #ItsOnlyEntertainment #BootyIsMoreImportantThanWhips #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
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