Bolacks and Weaves

These Bolacks and their Weaves:

I hate weaves!! And the reason why this particular subject has always bothered me is because I do not know a single bolack male who is okay with weaves (yet these heaux rock them regardless)!! These chekita's don't respect us bra. They are zero concerned about what us guys think or how we feel!! I just had to go out and try to investigate where the problem lies whilst I try to get in them thighs ya dig. I had to try and find out why they do like this.

Turns out bolack bishes have a really low self esteem - which baffles me coz most of these tasties are naturally yum yums. The problem though is that they lack the confidence that is required to demand extravagant things (like convincing males to buy them/their friends Guarana's). So weaves give these girls the 'power' (as if booty isn't omnipotent enough) to believe that they're Beyonce's and your wounded ass has to play along and pretend to be Jay Z!! Weaves instill confidence. So when a bish puts on a weave they're supposed to transform or some shit.

These heaux are delusional B - ain't nobody got time for that. The one minute these heaux are busy at home polishing the stoep and the next they're trying to find love in the club like they ass is Cinderella-ela-ela-ey *Rihanna voice* or some shit. They shouldn't come here with those tjatjarag tendencies!! If you're fake you must jump. This is NOT Jam Alley where you get to play games expecting to win from choosing "middle-centre" in this bitch!!

So, never, ever, ever fuck a bish with a weave on consecutively (not even twice) until she takes that ish off. Why?? Coz a bish with a weave has psychologically put herself in a relationship before she even met you!! This bish has already got so ahead of herself that she has named your left testicle even before you two even met!! Them bitches that prematurely catch feelings will cling onto your balls like you draws suhn. In her mind (her 'drunk in love' mind) ya'll are dating the minute you decide to fuck her twice!! Next thing you know, this crazy bish is claiming you DURING the people and your sorry ass is busy responding "but I didn't even return calling you 'babe' though".

Trust me suhn!! Fuck a bish with natural hair and that bish will even be content with being your side chick (and she doesn't even have to have 'daddy issues'). Now that's wifey material right thurrr!! It's reverse psychology for "she's a down ass bish" so not only will you want to keep her, but you will remain faithful to her as well (coz the bish deserves a Bells).

You see, I wants me a girl with natural hair coz them bitches don't have an Identity Crisis - they know their place. Bish will even cook and clean for you (yet still have time to play with your balls after)!! Fellas, stop entertaining these fake ass superficial heaux in the club. This ain't a movie dawg #ChroniclesOfMostaPi #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage #LeaveTheWeave