Polyandry

1^st time I heard this word “polyandry” I swear I was worried because I thought it’s a new and advanced lie detector!! I was like, “ohh shit, these federal agents have got us now”. There is zero way of cheating polygrams because there is some new sophisticated technology now!! Okay, I might have also thought the word describes a lot of bitches doing a nigga’s laundry.

I didn’t know wtf to think!! I was like, “wait a minute nigga. Poly what?? Poly who??” Then I see fuccboi’s on social media talmabout “gender equality” and how bitches deserve to throw the pussy too!! Like, I don’t understand why women would want to compete with men in every bad thing men do. 2 wrongs don’t make a right, so we should be condemning these type of practices either way!!

I really don’t know what this world is coming to because everything has become too confusing!! I used to think people like Kanye West had the biggest ego but now I’m not sure what ego is no more. I mean, this nigga Ye went from dating a stripper, to cuffing a broad who has been around with all these celebrities!! I heard a rumour the other day that Kim K has even hooked up with Bow Wow before. BOW WOW nigga!! Now wow, how. How does a man feel about having children with his wife who made such poor decisions?? Like, Bow Wow has remained a kid since he came out with “That’s My Name”. So this nigga Yeezy settled with a chick who is a cradle-snatcher, she has a sextape with the biggest fuccboi the world has ever seen, she’s been married before (as brief as it was), she continues to do nudes with her phat ass and her mother is a whore!!

Honestly now, I no longer know what ego is no more. This man Ye used to be the face of ego!! It was no surprise when Beyonce chose him to feature on her song “Ego”. But now he trippin’!! The other week he had the audacity to call out Wiz Khalifa (who just so happens to be his ex’s baby mama) for being “trapped by a stripper”. Lmfao, I died!! This nigga Kanye is crazy fam. He goes on to tell Wiz that he owns his son and everyone is like, “so how does that logic apply for Ray J??” The nigga went on the biggest rant on twitter, making like 17 points about how much more awesome he is (well, so he thinks). This nigga has been performing in dresses, he called out Wiz for thinking he can wear skinny jeans like him, he brought out the 808’s and Heartbreak, I could go on and on!! Mr West is something special I tell you. This nigga is gunning for Protus!!

So, let me get back to this polyandry. The way things are going I wouldn’t be surprised if niggas like Kanye West become victims of this practice!! The signs are all there. There are clearly niggas out there who don’t mind crossing swords!! Or a nigga might be coming back home from work and having to call dibs on his wife. Like, zero pride or dignity whatsoever!! Where are we heading as people?? Is it cool for your spouse to ration you now?? Are you limited to a certain amount of strokes or there’s a certain calendar schedule that does not conflict with her cycle??

I know the question ya’ll want to know is whether I would marry more than 1 woman. Like, am I one of the guys on the waiting list for visa applications to Eritrea?? I know the bitches there are Bad too – I seen em. I would have zero complaints if I was confined by law to stack up on my bitches – are you kidding me!! I have always been a law abiding citizen and a Good Samaritan. I would do the government so proud that they wouldn’t even worry about my tax returns no more (someone needs to save the heaux)!!

I think 1gina leads to too much stress related issues!! I believe that due to our respective hormones a man should be able to switch up whenever PMS is involved, for his own health and safety. We are living in very stressful times with this dire economy, so the last thing that men should have to go through is irrational and unreasonable behaviour!! This is just my 2cents worth. You can tell that a man experiencing 1gina is suffering and receiving a lot of strain. These are serious issues that we need to consider because men need some diversity from time to time!! With 1gina you become accustomed to the same ol’ moves until it gets boring and your life becomes miserable. It’s time to reconsider whether this is healthy for our future #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage