Silly Bish

Hahaha, why can't girls just be honest!!

There's this tasty i'm always hollering at when I go to the gym because she works at that mall. Now, this girl is the definition of a yum yum!! Her lips are Meagan Goode, her body is something like "yea neh" and she's yellow like a castard. Basically, this girl is a distinction on a scale of 1-10 (8-10)!!

Anyway, so this girl is always telling me how crazy I am on whatsapp which has me believe she wants to play with my balls. Also, every time I bump into this chick (there at the mall) I'm always coming from gym with sweaty balls. I was always reluctant to give her a hugs but she would always be insisting like fat bitches do (fat bitches love hugs like they have flavour in them, but that's none of my business). So now, every time I bump into her I go iiiiinnnn on them hugs like an African man greeting an Alaskan (I even treat myself to a handful of buttock)!! Mind you, it's still a taboo around these here streets for a young woman to be seen holding hands with bae, let alone him grabbing that yum yum's bum bums.

So on Monday I bumped into this chick on my way to the supermarket as per usual. I did the usual bear-hug-and-bum-squeeze-greeting and requested she escorts me inside to purchase my Mageu!! But now bish came with excuses that she's in a hurry and she needs to be somewhere so i'm like cool, whaRever bish.

It probably took me 2mins from when I separated with her and next thing I see her again outside, walking towards me with another chimpanzee!! My initial response was "how do you mean". To make matters worse, this chimpanzee was another version of me (tall, dark and skinny) but of course he had a zero missing tooth. Fuck, at least if the nigga was light-skin I would be less phased coz he would've Draked her towards me!! But now, this dark-skin makoya seemed to be focused so I needed to be worried. I felt like approaching him on some "ey guy, wonchu let a nigga see how that piece of meat rides" and he can pass that dish because us dark-skin niggas are civilized like that (unlike Chris Brown and Drake).

Anyway, so as they approach nearer I avoid eye-contact and sip through my Mageu like it's none of my business when this bish decides to slap my skinny ass as she walks past!! Bruh, this chekita had zero chill. I don't think that nigga was aware of what his bitch had just done!! Nigga, she pulled a quick one like a ninja whilst that dude was busy walking with her like he was Denzel. Poor dude was fast asleep!!

The thing about this girl is I don't understand why she can't just come clean and inform me about her nigga(s)!! I feel like I have a right to know since she's always allowing me to marinate her on whatsapp. She owes me that much since she's always leading me on!! I am yet to take this girl out because she's always 'busy' but if she carries on like this i'll have to abort the mission and move onto the next one #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage