What's with these Jhb girls ACTUALLY!! Everywhere I go the booty gets away if i'm not willing to pay.
So there's this booty I met in Jhb and I thought she wanted to play with my balls (there I was thinking she's game khanti it turns out she just likes things)!! The thing that puzzles me the most is that this yum yum comes from a rich family so I didn't expect her to be behaving like a chimpanzee. I mean, her family background requires her to bee-hive nahmean.
Anyway, so there I was hollering at shorty trying to come right when she tells me she doesn't do SA guys!! I'm there thinking, but i'm from Lesotho though. So she's like, "well, I don't do niggas in the SADC region". I'm thinking "eish, should I just lie to this broad and tell her i'm actually half Gambian or some shit". Like "bitch, whatchu know about these half Gambian balls?! I descend from the north biatch. Them Kunta Kinte's is actually my cousin's namsayin".
Basically I just ended up interrogating the booty just to try find out what she see's in these flashy-dubious-motherfuckers. You see, i'm just a wounded boy from the village!! So I didn't come to Jhb with no milk, no cookies, NOTHING. When i'm in the club I don't be behaving like these KK's literally paying bitches just to spanky spanky!! Smdh, what happened to having game. These niggas only ball with free-throws!!
Next time i'm in Jhb i'm going to lie about where i'm from!! These KK's just came here to steal jobs and women. And they ain't playing fair neither!! The booty will always get away coz these heaux ain't loyal - they like things. Your so-called "normal" girls have become self proclaimed escorts up in this biatch!! So shit is REAL namsayin. Me, i'm going to stay in my lane and remain in the village #ChroniclesOfMostaPi #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage #BootyIsMoreImportantThanFoodAndWater
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