#StoryTime I have this one friend (let's call him Ray) who is the best at hosting niggas!! So this one time, he tells me he was hosting one of his cousins who is considerably older than him and also happens to be married. None the less, my friend (being my friend) decides to do his usual hosting stunts and organizes this cousin of his some buttocks during his stay!!
Eventually, Ray organizes the buttocks and drops this cousin of his at some shorty's place (I swear the homie Ray is something like a P-I-M-P) and leaves the 2 to do their thing so that his cousin can 'cum' right. The plan was that the cousin would call when he's done so that Ray can come pick him up and that's exactly what ended up happening!!
So now, on the way back from Ray picking the cousin up, the car is silent and it seems like something is really bothering the cousin but neither of them want to break the silence. But now, Ray is busy thinking maybe this was awkward for his cousin coz homie just cheated on his wife so the best thing to do is just to allow him to reflect on the nyolz he has just done!! Lol.
A couple of minutes later the cousin eventually decides to break the silence and he's on some, "Ray!!" And Ray is like "what??" The cousin keeps quiet. Another few minutes pass and the cousin keeps going back and forth calling for attention like he needs to express something that is bothering him but he just can't find the words or know where to begin!! Eventually, the cousin is like "Ray!!" now Ray is a bit agitated and he's like "guy, what?? Speak!! If you've got something to say then say it". Then the cousin is like, "dude, she does doggy (referring to the chick he just piped)"!! Lmfao, Ray just starts cracking up. This cousin of his is in utter disbelief and is overwhelmed with what he had just experienced!! Dude is still trying to come to terms with what just happened. So Ray is like "dude, you've got a wife, doesn't she let you do doggy [style]??" The cousin is like "nah fam, she says its degrading so I haven't had doggy in a while yo". So Ray is absolutely dying in the car!! He can't believe that such a grown ass man could be deprived of doggy.
This story reminds me of the other story I've told before of the party we once attended in Rondebosch, Cape Town, and we decided to play the game 'Never Have I Ever' or whatever the fuck you call it!! I can't stress the importance of niggas wanting doggy enough after this story. Basically, we're playing this game and some chick is like "never have I ever had doggy style" and she didn't drink!! Niggas were like "hol' up". The more I think about that party, this chick must've been a troll coz she had quite the body!! Now imagine Nicki Minaj/Amber Rose/Kim Kardashian (whichever thick chick you can think of) being like "I've never done doggy" in an interview or wherever. I remember one of the most infamous men at the time being like "but that's my finishing move" like nigga had already called dibs or some shit!! Niggas were touched fam.
This shorty had caused an outrage!! The way you would think she was out of line, you would think she violated the constitution and niggas were ready to call Thuli Madonsela on her ass to probe this lunacy. It was one of those parties organized by Zim cats and you know how loud they could be. You would swear it was like EFF in parliament!! Niggas wanted answers hey!! Like, "who's child is this and who brought her here??" You could even sense some vigilantes in the background, ready to take some action. Niggas were analyzing here on some, "bitch, you're not paralyzed" like at least maybe if she was paralyzed from the waist down they would understand!! The game could not continue from there on.
So, I hope some ladies here can understand the importance of doggy!! Never deprive your man of doggy unless you're keeping it up your sleeve for that time when you need to save your marriage. The way I personally respect doggy is that I also let it be my finishing move!! I call that shit 'dangerous territory' coz ain't no telling what's going to happen once you cross that line. I am a person who believes that sex is about discipline so I'll never allow my ego to get the best of me (hence my pull out game is strong). You get some niggas here with unplanned babies coz they undermined the bootay!! Actually, lemme break this down for ya'll:
When you're having sex, you take turns to show each other flames akere?? So for example, lets begin with missionary and the guy is the one in control with them strokes (passing himself like in a marathon). Then you might wanna turn yo ass over and let her be on top and let her be in control coz she hop on that D while you're at her mercy!! Now, here's where niggas fuck around and totally misjudge the situation with doggy. You allow your ego to have you believe that it's your turn to 'take control' when really it's anyone's shot there!! In your head, you are under the illusion that you're the one in control until that booty bites back and next thhing you're busting like a spit cobra and it's game down. You thought you had it huh!? Dangerous territory suhn.
The next time any of you girls (who haven't already) are so generous to give a nigga ass, just bear in mind that I respect the booty so there's no reason to make a nigga tap out!! Many of us here have learnt our lessons so there's no reason to clap back and be so aggressive. Lol. Fuck, lemme just gerrara here maaan #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
