"Always enquire the asking price for the nice nice before you roll the dice" - MostaPi (2015)
I believe that most times when two people meet, it's about meeting specific standards. Especially with these veteran bitches!! Chances are, these young broads are still intern pussy that is still undecided, so they will have you stressing over things they're not sure whether they really want. So the question is, what it will take for you to purchase that booty. What can be done to spare these childish guessing games!! Time is money suhn. She better know what she wants by friday!!
There are certain questions I like asking these heaux (in order to get an idea where things are going) when i'm out on a date: 1) which drink makes you horny 2) where is the most sensitive part of your body (most girls say their neck and I don't get how dafuq am I supposed to kiss on yo neck with that damn weave killing my vibe) and 3) what's the craziest thing you've ever done etc. These are some of the questions I like to throw out there during the course of our time together. Basically, I believe that every girl has her price, meaning girls already know what they want!! Even if these girls weren't initially attracted to you from the start, there's always something you can throw out there that will make them consider you like "you know what, this guy deserves this sympathy pussy".
The other day, I walked into some restaurant and checked some shorty chilling by herself looking all corporate in front of her laptop. Anyways, me being the horny dogg that I am decided to approach shorty using the 3secs rule!! So I got there and I asked her if she didn't mind me joining her until my friend knocks off from work. Basically, I was like I don't like chilling alone!! So she's like why am I here alone?? So I told her, "coz i'm lame and I don't have any friends". By the way, this girl looked so damn delicious, mmm!!
A couple of days later, I took this shorty out on a date!! Next thing she start confessing how I completely took her by surprise when we 1st met. She's used to guys hollering at her a lot and they are usually cocky but when I said to her that I am "lame" and "I don't have have any friends" she found it very sexy and bold (translation: I got her wet like a sprinkler). This yum yum was so amazed at how someone who is supposed to be trying to impress her could just say that!! So basically, i'm telling you this just to show you how basic these shorties are.
I've also noticed how most chicks say wine makes them horny. So me, i'll be asking a delicious "what do you drink?? Wait, let me guess.. Dry red??" And she's like, "OMG, how did you know??" And in my head i'll be like "bitch, coz you're basic". Instead though, I just joke and tell the bitch i'm psychic or something corny like that.
This one friend of mine told me this other time that all his bitch wants is a coke and a burger then she's good to go!! My 1st reaction was like, "maaan, sounds like she makes a really nice side chick". I won't lie, I was hella envious of him!! I really needs me one of those. That simplistic beauty suhn!! I just hope that chick would respect me enough not to eat her burger before she gives it up. I can't be waiting for her to finish her damn burger when I just want to have sex!! GTFOH.
Imagine you pick this shorty up and specifically go through the drive-through to order and the next thing when you get home, you have to wait for her to finish her burger!! Like, "look at this lactose intolerant bitch eating these cheese burger!!". At this point anything would annoy you. "Ahhh, can this hoe just finish her damn burger. I'm horny as fuck. Ain't this about a bitch".
Anyways, don't get me wrong, there are girls who have a high asking price. Like the girls at Cocoon. You try to gather how much it takes for you to take them home and they'll talk some shit!! That time you just got paid and she's talking about half your salary like it's worth ratchet pussy fam. On some disrespectful tip "spend 10K"!! And you worked through sleepless nights (damn near dying) waiting patiently for this pay day to arrive, only to hear smack from a dumb bish and her overrated ghetto pussy!! And the thing is, these girls stay winning. So, you better put your act together and just live #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
