Whatever happened to relationship statuses on facebook?? Are they still around, but people are too embarrassed to put them up now (they learned the hard way) or facebook no longer has that shit??
I used to find them shits so annoying but now (more than ever) I can appreciate how handy them shits were. When R. Kelly wrote the song 'I'm A Flirt' I swear that nigga was writing that song for me!! Recently, my relationship with people has because sour because I drop some heavy bombs (Hiroshima & Nagasaki) on the bitch wall, not knowing she's now in a relationship. Next thing I know, people are turning on me and I'm just like "WTF, how was I supposed to know the booty has been leased?!" Ya'll trippin' without giving a nigga a warming or some shit?? And these are the type of relationships which don't last because you're already too tjatjarag. Insecurity never got relationships anywhere.
One thing I have always trained hard to make peace with, is the fact that your girl will always be hollered at by these vultures in the streets (if she's hot as she's supposed to be that is). There's zero need to let that factor get to you but the most important thing is how she fends them off!! You should be happy that you're blessed with an opportunity to witness her deal with that shit - and always remember to play it cool. Trust me, bitches are more attracted to you when they aren't sure how much you actually feel about them!! The last thing you need to be doing is throwing all your cards on the table. There's gotta be a sense of mystery left behind to keep these crazy bitches busy (they feed off that shit)!!
My main concern with bitches being hollered at is how long they entertain that sort of shit for!! I am not the type to undermine other niggas and think my game is way stronger than theirs because, for some reason, bitches love these fuccboi's. Your bitch will fall for a fuccboi just because he 'listens' or 'understands' her better, he doesn't take a peep at other female buttocks, he 'respects' her, basically all the characteristics of a gay nigga!! Now yo ass is out there not knowing you need to compete for your girl's attention with another fuccboi. It's crazy outchea, I'm telling you.
So now, back to these girls who just decide they're now in a relationship and yo ass is supposed to have a sixth sense that she is no longer available!! Mind you, you've been flirting with this broad for a minute now. She ain't tell you shit about this nigga but she expects you to know!! I actually have a theory for this shit. 1st of all, when you're busy flirting with girls on Whatsapp or wherever, you are one of many contestants, and the nigga who gives her the least amount of attention wins (that nigga usually happens to already be in a relationship and he's just looking for a side chick)!!
Females make me laugh bruh!! They could never choose their biggest male fans but rather want what they know they will struggle to get. Usually they will know that their 'ideal' guy has a reputation or whatever but then that ain't never stopped nobody!! Next thing the bitch is crying because this nigga is too busy for her. Smdh. This is why the side chick movement has grown so strong these days!! These bitches are finally wising up now. So many of them are content with being a side chick (or at least pretend to be) and refuse to let a nigga go and move dafuq on!! They would rather plot behind the nigga's back and fuck with his main by trying to sabotage shit. Fuck, we live in a scary world #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
Saturday, 26 December 2015
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Wednesday, 29 July 2015
#WCW
Guys, today I saw my number 1 biggest crush I've ever had but she was looking basic. She's not looking ugly or anything like that but my balls didn't get moist and go into fantasy mode or nothing like that. I suppose I had a brief encounter with her coz I was walking towards my friend at Pioneer Mall when she said hi to him but my ass didn't even get a sub hello.
The thing is, when I met this chick I was at 'the pool' Maseru Sun in a bikini, thinking "yho, what a delicious" and she said hi to me like she knows me. I couldn't believe it!! I later saw her saying hello to Mr Mech as well so I asked the hommie who she is and he told me (turns out we knew each other but I never knew she was that Bad). When I saw her then, time moved in slow motion, I felt butterflies in my stomach like it was a botanical garden and Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland song Dilemma was jamming in my head!! That scenario felt like Hype Williams was directing this shit and I even felt a little tingle in my taste buds thinking "this must be what that D'usse tastes like". She must've been "wearing Burberry to swim"!! Wow, what a beautiful specimen of a buttock.
I've never been fond of crushes since hey. You know when you feel something so intense that you start realising you're not qualified to go for it yet. I mean, it wasn't that I felt I didn't have game or anything like that but it was more of me feeling like I'm being selfish. The 1st thought that came into mind when I felt like hollering was me realising that my net worth hasn't reached a milli yet!! So naturally I was thinking this girl is so HOT she ain't about that basic bitch life. She needs a nigga who can provide and throw her charity gala dinners for her birthday, just to feed wounded children in Africa (her beauty is that deep). This girl need not walk a day in her life (instead she can take strolls and jogs) and she's bound to be jet setting to malls and shit!!
The one New Years when I was hosting a party at my crib, I had to fetch this shorty from her crib and meet her mom in the process (so she can get the green light to bounce) so obviously I was turnt!! This chick kept being worried that I won't be able to pull it off but I told her "don't worry baby, I GOTS this". So I rocked up at the shorty crib and it turned out her moms is a MILF!! That's how I know this girl is a olympic torch flame, because her mom aged so well it can only mean she's got that generic beauty that passes through generations of ancestral Bad Bitch milk. That calcium is strictly for yellow bones!! That time I'm meeting the moms and I'm busy telling myself in my head "less is more Pi!! Just give straight answers" (that was before I met her). All of a sudden when I meet her I get a sudden urge to suggest we all hold hands and praise Jesus. Seriously though, I didn't mind ditching the party I was throwing just to chill in that situation but I quickly snapped out of it.
I just was to finish off by saying that this yum yum crush of mine is still fine but I think I'm over her now though!! I was really into her and I knew it was unhealthy for me. I mean, I don't even stalk broads but this shorty is the only chick I don't follow on Instagram but I used to check out on the low. Now and then I'd just get a sneak dose of that booty just to brighten up my day ya dig?? I saw a lot of ridiculously hot yummies today but unfortunately she didn't give me the spark that I felt with these other broads. The one chick I saw in the streets walking on the other side of the road and she was so hot I didn't want to let the booty get away despite the obstacles. I mean, I had to think about turning around, dodging cars, chasing her and removing her earphones from her ear just to holler and it took me a minute to contemplate this. Ayt people, let me not bore you with my escapades!! Right now I'm thinking about food and water. Peace out #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
The thing is, when I met this chick I was at 'the pool' Maseru Sun in a bikini, thinking "yho, what a delicious" and she said hi to me like she knows me. I couldn't believe it!! I later saw her saying hello to Mr Mech as well so I asked the hommie who she is and he told me (turns out we knew each other but I never knew she was that Bad). When I saw her then, time moved in slow motion, I felt butterflies in my stomach like it was a botanical garden and Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland song Dilemma was jamming in my head!! That scenario felt like Hype Williams was directing this shit and I even felt a little tingle in my taste buds thinking "this must be what that D'usse tastes like". She must've been "wearing Burberry to swim"!! Wow, what a beautiful specimen of a buttock.
I've never been fond of crushes since hey. You know when you feel something so intense that you start realising you're not qualified to go for it yet. I mean, it wasn't that I felt I didn't have game or anything like that but it was more of me feeling like I'm being selfish. The 1st thought that came into mind when I felt like hollering was me realising that my net worth hasn't reached a milli yet!! So naturally I was thinking this girl is so HOT she ain't about that basic bitch life. She needs a nigga who can provide and throw her charity gala dinners for her birthday, just to feed wounded children in Africa (her beauty is that deep). This girl need not walk a day in her life (instead she can take strolls and jogs) and she's bound to be jet setting to malls and shit!!
The one New Years when I was hosting a party at my crib, I had to fetch this shorty from her crib and meet her mom in the process (so she can get the green light to bounce) so obviously I was turnt!! This chick kept being worried that I won't be able to pull it off but I told her "don't worry baby, I GOTS this". So I rocked up at the shorty crib and it turned out her moms is a MILF!! That's how I know this girl is a olympic torch flame, because her mom aged so well it can only mean she's got that generic beauty that passes through generations of ancestral Bad Bitch milk. That calcium is strictly for yellow bones!! That time I'm meeting the moms and I'm busy telling myself in my head "less is more Pi!! Just give straight answers" (that was before I met her). All of a sudden when I meet her I get a sudden urge to suggest we all hold hands and praise Jesus. Seriously though, I didn't mind ditching the party I was throwing just to chill in that situation but I quickly snapped out of it.
I just was to finish off by saying that this yum yum crush of mine is still fine but I think I'm over her now though!! I was really into her and I knew it was unhealthy for me. I mean, I don't even stalk broads but this shorty is the only chick I don't follow on Instagram but I used to check out on the low. Now and then I'd just get a sneak dose of that booty just to brighten up my day ya dig?? I saw a lot of ridiculously hot yummies today but unfortunately she didn't give me the spark that I felt with these other broads. The one chick I saw in the streets walking on the other side of the road and she was so hot I didn't want to let the booty get away despite the obstacles. I mean, I had to think about turning around, dodging cars, chasing her and removing her earphones from her ear just to holler and it took me a minute to contemplate this. Ayt people, let me not bore you with my escapades!! Right now I'm thinking about food and water. Peace out #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
Thursday, 19 March 2015
Asking Price
"Always enquire the asking price for the nice nice before you roll the dice" - MostaPi (2015)
I believe that most times when two people meet, it's about meeting specific standards. Especially with these veteran bitches!! Chances are, these young broads are still intern pussy that is still undecided, so they will have you stressing over things they're not sure whether they really want. So the question is, what it will take for you to purchase that booty. What can be done to spare these childish guessing games!! Time is money suhn. She better know what she wants by friday!!
There are certain questions I like asking these heaux (in order to get an idea where things are going) when i'm out on a date: 1) which drink makes you horny 2) where is the most sensitive part of your body (most girls say their neck and I don't get how dafuq am I supposed to kiss on yo neck with that damn weave killing my vibe) and 3) what's the craziest thing you've ever done etc. These are some of the questions I like to throw out there during the course of our time together. Basically, I believe that every girl has her price, meaning girls already know what they want!! Even if these girls weren't initially attracted to you from the start, there's always something you can throw out there that will make them consider you like "you know what, this guy deserves this sympathy pussy".
The other day, I walked into some restaurant and checked some shorty chilling by herself looking all corporate in front of her laptop. Anyways, me being the horny dogg that I am decided to approach shorty using the 3secs rule!! So I got there and I asked her if she didn't mind me joining her until my friend knocks off from work. Basically, I was like I don't like chilling alone!! So she's like why am I here alone?? So I told her, "coz i'm lame and I don't have any friends". By the way, this girl looked so damn delicious, mmm!!
A couple of days later, I took this shorty out on a date!! Next thing she start confessing how I completely took her by surprise when we 1st met. She's used to guys hollering at her a lot and they are usually cocky but when I said to her that I am "lame" and "I don't have have any friends" she found it very sexy and bold (translation: I got her wet like a sprinkler). This yum yum was so amazed at how someone who is supposed to be trying to impress her could just say that!! So basically, i'm telling you this just to show you how basic these shorties are.
I've also noticed how most chicks say wine makes them horny. So me, i'll be asking a delicious "what do you drink?? Wait, let me guess.. Dry red??" And she's like, "OMG, how did you know??" And in my head i'll be like "bitch, coz you're basic". Instead though, I just joke and tell the bitch i'm psychic or something corny like that.
This one friend of mine told me this other time that all his bitch wants is a coke and a burger then she's good to go!! My 1st reaction was like, "maaan, sounds like she makes a really nice side chick". I won't lie, I was hella envious of him!! I really needs me one of those. That simplistic beauty suhn!! I just hope that chick would respect me enough not to eat her burger before she gives it up. I can't be waiting for her to finish her damn burger when I just want to have sex!! GTFOH.
Imagine you pick this shorty up and specifically go through the drive-through to order and the next thing when you get home, you have to wait for her to finish her burger!! Like, "look at this lactose intolerant bitch eating these cheese burger!!". At this point anything would annoy you. "Ahhh, can this hoe just finish her damn burger. I'm horny as fuck. Ain't this about a bitch".
Anyways, don't get me wrong, there are girls who have a high asking price. Like the girls at Cocoon. You try to gather how much it takes for you to take them home and they'll talk some shit!! That time you just got paid and she's talking about half your salary like it's worth ratchet pussy fam. On some disrespectful tip "spend 10K"!! And you worked through sleepless nights (damn near dying) waiting patiently for this pay day to arrive, only to hear smack from a dumb bish and her overrated ghetto pussy!! And the thing is, these girls stay winning. So, you better put your act together and just live #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
I believe that most times when two people meet, it's about meeting specific standards. Especially with these veteran bitches!! Chances are, these young broads are still intern pussy that is still undecided, so they will have you stressing over things they're not sure whether they really want. So the question is, what it will take for you to purchase that booty. What can be done to spare these childish guessing games!! Time is money suhn. She better know what she wants by friday!!
There are certain questions I like asking these heaux (in order to get an idea where things are going) when i'm out on a date: 1) which drink makes you horny 2) where is the most sensitive part of your body (most girls say their neck and I don't get how dafuq am I supposed to kiss on yo neck with that damn weave killing my vibe) and 3) what's the craziest thing you've ever done etc. These are some of the questions I like to throw out there during the course of our time together. Basically, I believe that every girl has her price, meaning girls already know what they want!! Even if these girls weren't initially attracted to you from the start, there's always something you can throw out there that will make them consider you like "you know what, this guy deserves this sympathy pussy".
The other day, I walked into some restaurant and checked some shorty chilling by herself looking all corporate in front of her laptop. Anyways, me being the horny dogg that I am decided to approach shorty using the 3secs rule!! So I got there and I asked her if she didn't mind me joining her until my friend knocks off from work. Basically, I was like I don't like chilling alone!! So she's like why am I here alone?? So I told her, "coz i'm lame and I don't have any friends". By the way, this girl looked so damn delicious, mmm!!
A couple of days later, I took this shorty out on a date!! Next thing she start confessing how I completely took her by surprise when we 1st met. She's used to guys hollering at her a lot and they are usually cocky but when I said to her that I am "lame" and "I don't have have any friends" she found it very sexy and bold (translation: I got her wet like a sprinkler). This yum yum was so amazed at how someone who is supposed to be trying to impress her could just say that!! So basically, i'm telling you this just to show you how basic these shorties are.
I've also noticed how most chicks say wine makes them horny. So me, i'll be asking a delicious "what do you drink?? Wait, let me guess.. Dry red??" And she's like, "OMG, how did you know??" And in my head i'll be like "bitch, coz you're basic". Instead though, I just joke and tell the bitch i'm psychic or something corny like that.
This one friend of mine told me this other time that all his bitch wants is a coke and a burger then she's good to go!! My 1st reaction was like, "maaan, sounds like she makes a really nice side chick". I won't lie, I was hella envious of him!! I really needs me one of those. That simplistic beauty suhn!! I just hope that chick would respect me enough not to eat her burger before she gives it up. I can't be waiting for her to finish her damn burger when I just want to have sex!! GTFOH.
Imagine you pick this shorty up and specifically go through the drive-through to order and the next thing when you get home, you have to wait for her to finish her burger!! Like, "look at this lactose intolerant bitch eating these cheese burger!!". At this point anything would annoy you. "Ahhh, can this hoe just finish her damn burger. I'm horny as fuck. Ain't this about a bitch".
Anyways, don't get me wrong, there are girls who have a high asking price. Like the girls at Cocoon. You try to gather how much it takes for you to take them home and they'll talk some shit!! That time you just got paid and she's talking about half your salary like it's worth ratchet pussy fam. On some disrespectful tip "spend 10K"!! And you worked through sleepless nights (damn near dying) waiting patiently for this pay day to arrive, only to hear smack from a dumb bish and her overrated ghetto pussy!! And the thing is, these girls stay winning. So, you better put your act together and just live #WoundedBoyFromTheVillage
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